my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
You smell like stripper and shame
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
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Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
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he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
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