Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
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No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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