That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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