One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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