i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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