Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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