You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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