I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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