We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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