Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Too much gin, very little bucket
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
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she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
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he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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