I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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