at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
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I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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