He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
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I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
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I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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