I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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