cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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