So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
We're too hungover to prance.
The adults are the big ones right?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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