Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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