my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
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I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Let's get the cat blown out
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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