would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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