It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
