Well douche your snatch and let's go!
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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