Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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