She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
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