So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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