i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
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He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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