bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
this just has baby written all over it
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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