he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
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I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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