im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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