pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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