yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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