I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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