So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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