i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
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Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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