We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Randomize