so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Randomize
