I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
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The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
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Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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