You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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