I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
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I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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