I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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