I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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