i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
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Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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