Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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