There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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