don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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