Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
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