Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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