found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
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I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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