all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I would fuck him just for his dog
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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