well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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