i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
They took my balls.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Randomize
