im about as happy as oj after his trial
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I have already put on my inside pants.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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