party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
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