Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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