Sponge bath it is.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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