So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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