I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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